I can't tell you how many times I've been out and about and I've seen women dressed in ratty, tatty sweatpants hitched up to their knees by ratty, tatty UGG boots. Are they not aware of how sloppy and unkempt they look? And if they are, do they not give a flying toss? They must not because oftentimes they're hardly wearing any make-up and they've got their dirty, greasy hair piled up on top of their heads in a messy birds nest.
I can't even begin to imagine what men must be thinking when they see women dressed so haphazardly. But, then again, women who typically leave the house looking like a hot mess are usually the ones who have already landed themselves a husband. Yet another problem I cannot solve! Help!